What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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