***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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