As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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