would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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