So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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