she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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