I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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