R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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