it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
