ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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