just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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