I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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