There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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