I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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