Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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