Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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