I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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