For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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