No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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