Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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