Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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