She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
