i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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