You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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