i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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