the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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