he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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