Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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