Already got asked if we're dating
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
