Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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