I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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