apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
did you just send me my own nude
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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