He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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