is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
