When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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