The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
this just has baby written all over it
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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