she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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