Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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