didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You're so nebulous sometimes
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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