she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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