Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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