She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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