so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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