Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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