It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
she smelled like a LAN party
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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