i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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