I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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