That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
it's great music for shaving your balls
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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