It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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