ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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