Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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