windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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