i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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