xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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