you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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