The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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